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} catch(err) {}</description><title>Beek/Bork/Bolt</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @christianvorbeck)</generator><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>12 Years of DFA: Too Old To Be New, Too New To Be Classic (by...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FuJ6KdhEaa0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;12 Years of DFA: Too Old To Be New, Too New To Be Classic (by &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=FuJ6KdhEaa0"&gt;RedBullMusic&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/50469957933</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/50469957933</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 22:53:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cbcradio3:

Broken Social Scene is pretty much the Kevin Bacon...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4e7cbd45fb1fe948428caf87d8dc622/tumblr_mm2xiyWszK1r3ymozo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a0cb76e2f10819803541db9b0bfe345/tumblr_mm2xiyWszK1r3ymozo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cbcradio3.tumblr.com/post/49269043716/broken-social-scene-is-pretty-much-the-kevin-bacon"&gt;cbcradio3&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://music.cbc.ca/blogs/2013/4/6-degrees-of-Broken-Social-Scene"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Broken Social Scene is pretty much the Kevin Bacon of Canadian Indie Rock. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;We’ve put together an infographic to show the creative span of supergroup Broken Social Scene! The band has had more than 20 members who have formed their own bands, and in some cases those bands have featured members of other notable acts.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;To emphasize the collective nature of the scene, we’ve also included several members who simply collaborated on recordings. For instance, KC Accidental was Kevin Drew and Charles Spearin’s band, but their recordings feature at least seven other BSS members. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, and if you’re curious, BSS is only two degrees removed from Kevin Bacon.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;~Lana&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/49306123403</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/49306123403</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:02:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>andrewwk:

#partytip #andrewwk #partyhard
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cb96e31616f43bc6d88d819dae142ba/tumblr_mm2x74gFCP1qmgul3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewwk.tumblr.com/post/49268663563"&gt;andrewwk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;#partytip #andrewwk #partyhard&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/49306112839</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/49306112839</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 18:01:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>George W. Bush is smarter than you</title><description>&lt;a href="http://keithhennessey.com/2013/04/24/smarter/"&gt;George W. Bush is smarter than you&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Obviously needs to be taken with a grain of salt, but very eye opening.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/48849373665</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/48849373665</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:35:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theeconomist:

KAL’s cartoon: this week, arms.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1da220eab68a1dfa81ac38e133d6f12/tumblr_mlglxnWxoc1qd65vgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theeconomist.tumblr.com/post/48299157625/kals-cartoon-this-week-arms"&gt;theeconomist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;KAL’s cartoon&lt;/strong&gt;: this week, &lt;a href="http://www.economist.com/news/world-week/21576445-kals-cartoon"&gt;arms&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/48308274623</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/48308274623</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:29:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>azizisbored:

Damn, this is a very niche joke and I’m definitely...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/15ffd083909d6c0a3fbe1ca3e35804f9/tumblr_ml5isvetQk1qe6vsbo1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/47793067959/gq-national-grilled-cheese-day"&gt;azizisbored&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Damn, this is a very niche joke and I’m definitely in the niche!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gq.tumblr.com/post/47789259954/gq-national-grilled-cheese-day"&gt;gq&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gq.com/food-travel/recipes/201112/gourmet-grilled-cheese-sandwich-recipes?mbid=social_tumblr_gqmagazine"&gt;Happy National Grilled Cheese Day!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/47877282557</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/47877282557</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 13:26:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahtoronto:

pvlknn: Toronto Dominion Centre. Snow.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86637fecfcd62a832c0998553f576f1d/tumblr_mk75xdan8p1s8xpp7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahtoronto.tumblr.com/post/46267138698"&gt;fuckyeahtoronto&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pvlknn.tumblr.com/post/46224629227/toronto-dominion-centre-snow"&gt;pvlknn&lt;/a&gt;: Toronto Dominion Centre. Snow.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/46290612369</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/46290612369</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:30:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pitchfork:

franknbeats:

The Postal Service Auditions (Funny or...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/0dadfc1070" width="400" height="266" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pitchfork.tumblr.com/post/44634698419/franknbeats-the-postal-service-auditions-funny"&gt;pitchfork&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://franknbeats.tumblr.com/post/44633003286/the-postal-service-auditions-funny-or-die"&gt;franknbeats&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Postal Service Auditions (Funny or Die)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow. Starring: Jon Wurster, Foo Fighters’ Nate Mendel, Aimee Mann, Duff McKagan, Moby, Blink-182’s Tom DeLonge, Weird Al, Helmet’s Page Hamilton, &lt;span&gt;Jimmy Tamborello, and Ben Gibbard in a very ridiculous wig.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Should have gone with Page Hamilton.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/44671454056</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/44671454056</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2013 20:36:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sigur Ross - Hoppipolla (by 88Silvietta88)</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qmXMA34CeoQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sigur Ross - Hoppipolla (by &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXMA34CeoQ"&gt;88Silvietta88&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/41404452480</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/41404452480</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:40:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>krollshow:

Kroll Show premieres Wednesday, January 16th at...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a06e0b5efcaa39494de82ad3b3eb1579/tumblr_mgooj1wJxu1s0s1epo1_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://krollshow.tumblr.com/post/40619808626/kroll-show-premieres-wednesday-january-16th-at"&gt;krollshow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/kroll-show"&gt;Kroll Show&lt;/a&gt; premieres Wednesday, January 16th at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I saw the first episode. It is safe to say I’m going to see every episode.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/40660509863</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/40660509863</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 23:41:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>What the Gardiner Expressway could have been by now | The Grid</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.thegridto.com/city/places/road-to-nowhere/"&gt;What the Gardiner Expressway could have been by now | The Grid&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/40211966959</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/40211966959</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2013 19:21:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Someone should teach Jack Lew cursive. This abomination of a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04549b73b276ed138a2ca4aeb33bb00c/tumblr_mge20d9AWp1qz5zwgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="title loggedin  click" href="http://i.imgur.com/D6eri.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Someone should teach Jack Lew cursive. This abomination of a signature is about to grace every dollar bill.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via. &lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/169ulf/someone_should_teach_jack_lew_cursive_this/"&gt;Reddit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/40143122191</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/40143122191</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 21:38:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Fed says it’s running out of bullets</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.marketwatch.com/story/fed-says-its-running-out-of-bullets-2013-01-03?dist=afterbell"&gt;Fed says it’s running out of bullets&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/39653778763</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/39653778763</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 08:15:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>An amazing mea culpa from the IMF’s chief economist on austerity</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/01/03/an-amazing-mea-culpa-from-the-imfs-chief-economist-on-austerity/"&gt;An amazing mea culpa from the IMF’s chief economist on austerity&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/39653289370</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/39653289370</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 08:01:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/945ac1100bdb9a00a9d672ccfe243842/tumblr_mfz7bvlMd11qz5zwgo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/39433544080</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/39433544080</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2013 21:09:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via xkcd: Instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3e9c32d3361565c651ca9322ae79898/tumblr_mfdw8pryWe1qz5zwgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.xkcd.com/1150/"&gt;xkcd: Instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/38462929918</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/38462929918</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 09:00:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>pitchfork:

Japandroids’ “The House That Heaven Built” is #5 on...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TRVCtbfuDqw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pitchfork.tumblr.com/post/38244331883/japandroids-the-house-that-heaven-built-is-5"&gt;pitchfork&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Japandroids’ “The House That Heaven Built” is #5 on our &lt;a href="http://p4k.in/Wm4luc"&gt;Top Tracks of 2012&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My favorite of the year- or at least recent memory.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/38269427145</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/38269427145</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2012 20:33:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ccklein:

I can’t get enough of Ikea Monkey.

Ditto</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2fddd3943c6404b8dc0ae692fc8262d3/tumblr_mevq41dJJS1qz53m6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heartexplosion.com/post/37724688493/i-cant-get-enough-of-ikea-monkey"&gt;ccklein&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t get enough of &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/Uff1IP"&gt;Ikea Monkey&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ditto&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/37749740303</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/37749740303</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 19:33:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/edcb26b2877ae55eb9417261d3307af7/tumblr_meu05v0bR01qz5zwgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/37654691350</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/37654691350</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:13:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sincerity, Not Irony, Is Our Age's Ethos - The Atlantic</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/11/sincerity-not-irony-is-our-ages-ethos/265466/"&gt;Sincerity, Not Irony, Is Our Age's Ethos - The Atlantic&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;You can’t determine the ethos of an entire age by looking at a sub-sub-sub-sub-culture. Rather, there are far more prominent indicators like, for example, a society’s cultural output. Take that into account, and a different picture emerges. The success of filmmakers like Judd Aptatow, the increasing popularity of ultra-sincere indie artists from Arcade Fire to Vampire Weekend, and the proliferation of wholesome, though not traditional, family-centered television shows like &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Modern Family&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; point to a rise in what some call the “New Sincerity.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/36261128692</link><guid>http://christianvorbeck.tumblr.com/post/36261128692</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2012 23:01:41 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
